So let’s be real: $MSTR isn’t gambling with leverage—it’s running a legal money laundering scheme… for Bitcoin.

Institutional funds can’t touch BTC? No problem—buy $MSTR instead and get Bitcoin access with zero compliance tears.

It’s not debt. It’s design. And if you’re still yelling about margin calls… maybe you’ve never seen a real INTJ move.

P.S. If this makes sense to you, drop a 🧠 below—this one’s for the overthinkers who love their math with existential dread.