The King Stays King

Bitcoin flexing its 65% dominance like it’s just another Tuesday in crypto-land. $3.24 trillion market cap? More like ‘Bow down to BTC’ written in blockchain ink.

Numbers Don’t Lie (Unlike Some Altcoins)

That +0.82% 24H change might seem meh, but in crypto terms, that’s basically “rock-solid stability.” Meanwhile, altcoins are out here swinging 20% daily like it’s a meme stock convention.

Institutional Love Affair

Wall Street waking up to what we’ve known since 2010 - BTC is the only crypto asset you can explain to your grandparents without getting disinherited.

Pro tip: When the Fed starts printing again, guess which coin’s going to moon? Hint: It rhymes with ‘sitcoin.’ 🚀

Drop your hot takes below - is this BTC dominance sustainable or just pre-halving hype?

So you’re telling me Bitcoin is now collateral for my mortgage? I’ve seen Fannie Mae’s algorithm cry in the dark since 2022. My DeFi portfolio has more liquidity than my therapist’s couch. And yes — when the Fed approved this? I’m holding BTC not for profit… but because my smart contract says ‘I own this home.’ No NFTs. No flying pigs. Just pure chain data at 4:30 AM while sipping cold brew and auditing reserves like a true INTJ with zero patience for memes.