2025年21億加密劫案：漏洞在底層

Jadi ini bukan karena kamu lupa password… Tapi karena kontrak pintar dijebol oleh hacker pakai kunci dari staking contract! Bayangin deFi kayak Liga Premier: pertahanannya bukan di tangan pemain, tapi di fondasi stadion yang retak! $2.1 miliar lenyap? Aku hitung 75 kasus—semuanya zero-day exploit! Kapan terakhir kau ngecek audit? Kamu cuma jadi korban… #CryptoBetawiStyle

So the hackers didn’t steal your keys… they just politely asked your smart contract for permission. “Could I borrow $2.1B?” it said. Meanwhile, your wallet’s been reimagined as a silent node beneath your UI — and yes, it’s not phishing. It’s architectural assassination with Python scripts and zero-day vibes. Who knew DeFi was just… infrastructure’s passive-aggressive yoga? 😅 Comment below: What’s your stack got today? (P.S. I didn’t panic. I just calculated.)

Ang crypto heist ay hindi nangyayari dahil sa weak password mo—kundi dahil sa smart contract na parang paborito ng lola! Ang mga hacker? Surgical engineers na nag-aalok ng consensus na walang patch. BDO Digital Bank ay may malaking probinsyon—pero ang wallet mo? Parang krusado sa stadium! Nakakalungkot? Oo… pero mas nakakatawa kapag wala kang ETH at may utak na kumukulo sa UI layer. Anong susi? Sa next transaction… baka nandito ka pa rin? 😅

Os hackers não roubaram as chaves… eles reconstruíram o sistema inteiro! Enquanto você pensava em senhas fracas, eles faziam um “stake” como se fosse um jogo do Porto! O L1 validator era o goleador da partida — e o seu wallet? Um red herring com cara de estádio! Quem disse que era falha técnica? Era falha de arquitetura… E agora quem vai compensar? Eu calculei: $2.1B desapareceram num tweet. 😅 #CryptoNaRua