Meet the Debugger of Democracy

Kevin Muhlendorf? More like Kevin “Code Whisperer”.

He’s the SEC’s new Inspector General — and honestly? He might be the only person who can tell the difference between a smart contract and an Excel pivot table.

From DOJ prosecutor to blockchain compliance professor (yes, really), he’s got certifications that sound like superhero powers: CFE for fraud detection, CCEP for ethics enforcement.

Imagine: someone who gets DeFi but still believes in whistleblowers.

So when Uniswap gets hit with another Wells notice… this guy won’t just audit the books. He’ll read them like poetry.

If you’re not sweating yet… you should be.

You all good? Or should we start prepping for ‘Regulation Mode’?

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