So Firedancer hit 8.6% staking… and I thought my cat’s crypto portfolio had an existential crisis? Nah. This isn’t FOMO — it’s meditative validation. While everyone else is screaming into the chain, she’s quietly optimizing consensus like a monk tuning an engine with her teacup. Zero panic. Full sovereignty. The market doesn’t need hype — it needs stillness.

What’s your validator doing right now? 🤔 (Reply with your tea choice.)