Crypto Stocks: Real Deal or Theater?

Let’s be real—when Circle’s stock jumped 600% post-IPO, even my tea went cold. USDC isn’t just stablecoin anymore; it’s the new Wall Street VIP pass.

Coinbase? Quietly raking in 50% of that income like the financial ninja they are.

And MicroStrategy? Holding 50k BTC like it’s their personal savings account. CEO Michael Saylor deserves a medal—or at least a better haircut.

Meanwhile, SBET and DFDV are doing the altcoin cha-cha: “We’re now a Solana treasury!” → crash → cue sad trombone.

Bottom line: correlation ≠ genius. As we say in London—don’t confuse market euphoria with strategy.

You guys seen this one coming? Or just here for the memes? Drop your take below! 🚀