So Coinme got fined $300K for letting grandma withdraw cash like it’s Black Friday at the corner store? California didn’t break the rules—they wrote them in blood, ink, and blockchain whitepapers. You can’t just “hitting the kiosk” anymore; now you need a PhD in tokenomics to buy coffee. This isn’t fraud—it’s an ethical dilemma wrapped in compliance.

Next time you see one of these ATMs… ask yourself: Is this machine protecting seniors—or just guarding billions in digital silence? Comment below if you’d rather trust your wallet than your dentist.