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Corporate Bitcoin Buying Spree: 12,400 BTC Added Last Week While Miners Produce Only 3,150
Corporate BTC Buffet vs. Miner’s Diet
Wall Street just ate Bitcoin miners’ lunch - literally! 12,400 BTC swallowed vs. 3,150 mined is like watching Shaq at a kids’ pizza party.
Supply Shock Math Current deficit: 9,250 BTC/week = enough to give every London banker a Satoshi-sized ulcer. ETFs aren’t coming - they’re HERE, with forks out.
Disclaimer: This isn’t advice, just cold hard numbers that’d make even my Polish grandma’s pierogi dough rise faster than these reserves are falling.
Drop your hot takes below - will institutions need Bitcoin IV drips next?
Corporate Bitcoin Buying Spree: 12,400 BTC Added Last Week While Miners Produce Only 3,150
The Great Bitcoin Heist
Wall Street just pulled off daylight robbery - sucking up 12,400 BTC last week while miners barely squeezed out 3,150. At this rate, institutions will be stealing Satoshi’s lunch money by April!
Napkin Math Alert Corporate demand is growing four times faster than supply. Even my conservative INTJ spreadsheet says this ends with either:
- Moon landing
- Epic volatility rodeo
London bankers call it ‘The Big Bitcoin Buy-Up’ - but let’s be real, it’s more like Pac-Man chasing digital pellets. COMMENT: Who’s winning in your portfolio - the suits or the miners?
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Chicago-based crypto analyst dissecting blockchain with data scalpel. CFA holder creating actionable insights for serious investors. When not tracking whale movements, you'll find me in jazz bars analyzing Coltrane's improvisation patterns.