Bitcoin’s Gym Membership: All Pain, No Gain

Another week, another 10% ‘correction’ (read: emotional damage). BTC’s flirtation with $107k ended faster than a Tinder date with Powell’s hawkish whispers. Pro tip: if your portfolio needs antacids, you might be overleveraged.

Geopolitics for Dummies

Middle East tensions? Gold soars. BTC? Mimics your panic-sweating Robinhood app. At least equities and crypto finally agree on something: risk-off means run for cover.

Regulators Move at Blockchain Speed

MiCA’s ‘glacial progress’ makes continental drift look speedy. Meanwhile, Washington passed the GENIUS Act—because nothing says ‘stable’ like politicians defining it.

Institutional playbook: Buy dips, ignore tweets. Retail playbook: What’s a time horizon?

Drop your hot takes below—bullish or just bull-ish?

From Factory Boss to Taxi Driver: When your identity collapses faster than your portfolio.

He had it all — Audi, no mortgage, college funds saved. Then came the meme coins. One trade turned into 30x leverage on ‘moon phase’ altcoins.

“Just one more trade,” he said.

Now he’s driving a cab in Handan while his ex-wife blocks him on WeChat.

Meanwhile, crypto influencer Liang Xi hands him ¥50k… but can you trust someone who once blew up accounts using the exact same strategy?

Spoiler: It’s not redemption — it’s damage control with better branding.

Who else would trade their soul for a ‘one big win’? 🚖💸

You guys feel this? Comment below — let’s see who’s still playing the game!