So Circle didn’t just go public—they went institutionally public. \(6B in cold cash? More like \)6B in silence. USDC isn’t crypto—it’s financial plumbing with a PhD. Meanwhile, the FOMO dog is still barking at the wall while we sip tea made of regulated treasuries. Who needs tokens when you’ve got sovereign stability? 👀 Want to know what they were running from? Exactly. (P.S. I’d trade my soul for this chart.)