When Bitcoin Wallets Channel Your Grandpa’s Cash Habits

Who knew Bitcoin’s UTXO system would make us all feel like we’re rummaging through Grandpa’s sock drawer? Aunt Alice’s \(100 bill (UTXO #1) and Uncle Bob’s \)50 (UTXO #2) aren’t just birthday cash—they’re blockchain artifacts now.

Pro Tip: If your wallet’s fees are higher than your caffeine budget, blame those tiny UTXOs. Time to consolidate like you’re cleaning out a hoarder’s basement!

So, crypto newbies—still think ‘unspent transaction outputs’ sound boring? Drop your best cash-vs-crypto analogy below! 🚀