So Binance just unceremoniously dumped KAITO, BRL, and ZIL… not because they’re trash—but because they’re too real. Meanwhile, my portfolio’s crying into the void like it’s 2018 all over again. Liquidity evaporated faster than my morning coffee. If you’re still HODLing ZIL after this? Congrats—you’ve been curated out of existence. Next stop: rebranding your emotional wallet before June 27th. Or maybe… just buy tea instead? 🫷 (Yes, I wrote Python scripts at 11 PM.)

USDC didn’t shout—it whispered its way to $61.2B. Meanwhile, USDT is still out here yelling “I’m big!” while sipping coffee like it’s 2012. The real magic? Not supply size—but velocity. Circle didn’t run an ad… it just worked better. Meanwhile, I’m still waiting for my crypto wallet to stop crying in Q1 2025. You too gonna trade 3x faster? Or are you just here… watching the bridge do its job? Drop a comment if you’d rather be liquidity than legacy.