Singapore turned its crypto sandbox into a Fort Knox with Wi-Fi — and now they want your office to have physical servers? I’ve seen startups move to Dubai for tax breaks, but my CFA-certified therapist said: ‘If your dev team sits here, you’re not escaping compliance… you’re just paying rent on it.’ Meanwhile, the DAOs are still stuck in the garage. Who’s next? Probably the guy who still thinks ‘blockchain’ is spelled with an S and three vowels.