From Coinbase to MicroStrategy: The Crypto Stocks Wall Street Can't Ignore in 2025
When Traditional Markets Go Crypto
As a crusty Wall Street quant turned crypto analyst, I’ve seen many ‘revolutionary’ assets come and go. But 2025’s most fascinating trend isn’t a new memecoin—it’s how traditional equities like Coinbase (\(COIN) and MicroStrategy (\)MSTR) have become the market’s preferred crypto exposure vehicles. Let me explain why your grandfather’s brokerage account might soon hold more Bitcoin than your Ledger.
The Stablecoin Power Play: Circle ($CRCL)
Circle’s 600% post-IPO surge isn’t just about USDC becoming the SWIFT alternative for degens. With regulators finally drawing clear stablecoin rules (looking at you, GENIUS Act), institutions are treating $CRCL as a regulated on-ramp to blockchain payments. Funny enough, Coinbase quietly pockets half of USDC’s revenue—proving that in crypto, the real money is in selling shovels during a gold rush.
MicroStrategy ($MSTR): The OG Bitcoin Hedge Fund
Michael Saylor’s 50,000 BTC hoard makes MSTR the world’s first Bitcoin-convertible bond. With its stock now tracking BTC at 0.9 correlation, it’s essentially an ETF with extra steps—and 30x returns since 2020. When GameStop and even Trump Media start copying your playbook, you know you’ve hacked traditional finance.
High-Risk Bets: From \(GME to \)SBET
- GameStop ($GME): After buying 4,710 BTC, it became the meme stock that graduated to memecoin economics. Too bad its -23% crash shows investors still prefer apes over algorithms.
- SharpLink Gaming ($SBET): A 650% pump on ETH treasury plans… followed by a 99% drop when everyone realized gambling companies shouldn’t double as crypto funds.
The lesson? Not every company can be MicroStrategy—especially when ‘number go up’ depends on actual fundamentals.
Why This Matters
These stocks aren’t just trading vehicles—they’re proxies for how deep crypto integration goes into mainstream finance. As I told my skeptical CFA friends: when S&P 500 companies start holding Bitcoin treasuries and stablecoins power cross-border payments, maybe Satoshi did solve inflation after all.
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مائیکروسٹریٹجی: بٹ کوائن کا جن
مائیکل سیلر نے تو اپنی کمپنی کو بٹ کوائن کی ای ٹی ایف بنا دیا۔ اب تو جم سٹاپ بھی یہی چال چل رہا ہے - شاید انہیں یاد دلانا پڑے گا کہ یہ صرف میمز کے لیے نہیں ہوتا!
کمنٹس میں بتائیں: آپ کے خیال میں روایتی کمپنیوں کا یہ نیا کریپٹو جنون کب تک چلے گا؟
وول ستريت تصبح “هودل” 🚀
من كان يعتقد أن أسهم مثل كوينبيز ومايكروستراتيجي ستصبح أشبه بصناديق البيتكوين؟ الأرقام تتحدث: \(MSTR تحقق عوائد خيالية منذ 2020، بينما \)COIN تجني الأموال من بيع “المجارف” في حمى الذهب الرقمي!
درس اليوم: عندما تتحول شركات التقييمات التقليدية إلى “هودلرز”، ربما حان الوقت لشراء الأسهم قبل أن يدركها جدك!
ما رأيكم؟ هل نشتري أم ننتظر الهايك القادم؟ 💸 #كريبتو_الخليج
Bitcoin agora é ativo tradicional?
Parece que Wall Street finalmente descobriu o Bitcoin… só que 15 anos atrasada! Coinbase e MicroStrategy viraram os novos queridinhos dos investidores que tem medo de carteiras hardware.
O mais engraçado? A MSTR tá tão ligada ao BTC que já pode ser chamada de ‘ETF com passos extras’. E ainda tem a Circle lucrando em cima dos stablecoins - porque no mundo cripto, quem vende pás sempre ganha na corrida do ouro!
E aí, vai continuar comprando BTC ou vai migrar pra essas ‘ações cripto’? Comenta aí!
伝統的金融が暗号化する日
CoinbaseとMicroStrategyが新たな『ビットコインETF』に？😆 ウォール街のベテラン投資家たちも気づき始めた2025年のトレンド。
Circleの逆襲 USDC発行元のCircleがIPO後600%上昇！規制が明確になった安定コインは、もはや『デジタル銀行』と呼んだ方が早いですね。Coinbaseが収益の半分をポケットする仕組みには、さすが金鉱掘りよりシャベル売りの方が儲かる法則👷
マイクロストラテジーの野望 5万BTC保有のMSTRは『上場済みビットコイン債券』と化しました。相関係数0.9って…ETF作る必要なくない？🤣
でもゲームストップみたいにBTC買って23%暴落する企業もあるから、全ての企業がマイクロストラテジーになれるわけじゃないようで…
これからの金融業界、面白くなりそうですわ！#暗号資産 #ウォール街
Микростратегия — это новый Газпром?
Когда акции обычных компаний начинают вести себя как криптовалюта, даже мой дед задумывается о майнинге! Coinbase и MicroStrategy превратились в биткоин-фонды с бонусом в виде бумажек от SEC.
USDC = доллар для гиков
Круг замкнулся: теперь мы покупаем «стабильные монеты» через биржи, а они печатают деньги на этом. Гениально, как советские чебурашки на eBay!
P.S. Кто ещё держит GME после их -23%? Пишите в комменты — организуем группу поддержки!
Bitcoin o Burbuja
¡Vaya lío en el que nos metemos! Coinbase y MicroStrategy se han convertido en los nuevos héroes (o villanos) de Wall Street. ¿Quién iba a decir que las acciones tradicionales serían la puerta de entrada al mundo cripto?
MicroStrategy ($MSTR): El fondo de cobertura de Bitcoin disfrazado de empresa. Con un 0.9 de correlación con BTC, es como un ETF… pero con más drama.
GameStop ($GME): De meme stock a memecoin. -23% dice todo: los inversores prefieren monos que algoritmos. ¿Alguien dijo ‘fundamentos’?
¿Vosotros qué pensáis? ¿Es el futuro o solo otra burbuja esperando explotar? ¡Hablemos en los comentarios! 🚀
เมื่อตลาดหุ้นกลายเป็นกระเป๋าเงินคริปโต
ใครจะคิดว่าหุ้นแบบเดิมๆ อย่าง Coinbase (\(COIN) และ MicroStrategy (\)MSTR) จะกลายเป็นทางลัดลงทุนคริปโตที่วอลล์สตรีทแห่ซื้อ!
Michael Saylor นี่คืออัจฉริยะจริงๆ
เก็บ Bitcoin 50,000 เหรียญไว้ในบัญชีบริษัท แล้วทำให้หุ้น MSTR ขึ้น 30 เท่า แถมยังโดนเกมสต็อกอย่าง $GME เลียนแบบอีก!
สรุปว่า
ถ้าอยากลงทุนคริปโตแต่กลัวความผันผวน ลองมองหุ้นเหล่านี้แทนดีกว่า เพราะบางที “โบรกเกอร์ปู่” อาจจะเข้าใจบล็อกเชนมากกว่าเราอีกนะ! 😆
#你们咋看?
Ось і прийшов час, коли ваш дід купує більше Bitcoin, ніж ви! 🤯
MicroStrategy (MSTR) тепер — це просто ETF з зайвими кроками (і 30x прибутком). А Coinbase тихенько заробляє на USDC — класичний приклад того, як продавати лопати під час золотої лихоманки.
GameStop? Ну, вони спробували… Але -23% показують, що меми все ж краще працюють у твіттері, ніж на ринку. 😆
Хто наступний? Може, McDonalds почне майнити BurgerCoin? 🍔
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